Ramblings of an Art Major

im studying Art Education at CSUF and planning on spending the majority of my life back in high school.

i read many comics and graphic novels (favorite heroes include: Wolverine and Batman)

i beleive our countries government and economics are goin to hell in a hand basket.

hope you enjoy the randomness that is my blog

LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

  • Les Miserables:
  • Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
  • Spring Awakening:
  • If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
  • Chicago:
  • It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
  • The King and I:
  • Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
  • My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
  • Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
  • RENT:
  • AIDS really blows.
  • A Chorus Line:
  • If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
  • Grease:
  • If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
  • The Phantom of the Opera:
  • When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show:
  • Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
the-guardian-of-snow-days: jolly-coalition-of-dancing: milesjai: ruoloc: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just yup that’s a lion this movie’s about a lion just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

the-guardian-of-snow-days:

jolly-coalition-of-dancing:

milesjai:

ruoloc:

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba  [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama         [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

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(via einimira)